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gilbert “i’m not gay but $20 is $20” beilschmidt

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Whoops. I just dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.

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Never forget to use a condom, Lu.

Whoops. I just dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.

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Yeah! I get to see him all the time, and — and, and!!

And he even painted my new room! It’s all blue and pretty and he bought — he bought — he got loads and loads and loads of stuffed animals for me! So many that I can’t fit them on my bed! They have to go in a basket that I got, that I — we got it because we needed to put them all somewhere and that was the perfect place! You know?

[ Peter laughs — not because Gilbert tried to tickle him, but because he’s so excited and happy. Peter wiggles a little bit before he pokes Gilbert’s cheek in retaliation. ]

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— yeah! A present. From your vacation! Don’t you usually bring back presents for people after you go on vacation?

Yeah? You gotta let me come over so I can see it sometime then; it sounds real neat.

[Moves his fave and acts like he’s going to bite Peter’s hand]

— Oh! Of course I got you a present. Here, just — Wait here, alright? I’ll be right back with it.

[rUNS UP THE STAIRS AND JUST LOOKS AROUND]
[The rabbit]

[GRABS THE CAGE AND RUSHES DOWN THE STAIRS WITH IT]